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just to bore you shitless

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Hey Andrew – what about our pact dude?!

Today I ate:
leftovers of curry 5
coffee (milk and sugar) 1
a salad roll with feta cheese (made it myself)6
caffe latte, skinny 1
meatballs 2
lentils 3
rice 2

total 20pts.

(and she was *still* hungry)
(sorry, brendan insisted on my reading TVHC about 10 times tonight. If only I could be a catapiller. On saturday he ate “one piece of chocolate cake, one icecream cone, pne pickle, one slice of swiss chees, one slice of salami, one lolliepop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake and a slice of water melon….”)
(but then again that night he did have a big stomach ache)

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  1. Jacques "I was a librarian once" Kosky Avatar
    Jacques “I was a librarian once” Kosky

    I take it that TVHC stands for The Very Hungry Catapiller?

    Maybe you should alter it to read:

    On saturday he ate “one row of rice crackers , one icecream cone (but no icecream), one pickle, one slice of WW cheese, one slice of WW shaved ham, one lolliepop (as a special treat to use up some sugar points) , one piece of fruit instead of cherry pie, turned down one sausage (to show discipline), one cupcake with the icing removed (to reward himself for being disciplined) and a slice of water melon….”)and drank lots of water because hunger is often thirst in disguise.
    (and that night he didnt have a big stomach ache but did have a warm fuzzy feeling)

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