A little while ago, I wrote a dejected post saying that OSCON, Black Hat, and Defcon all missed the greatest opportunity to speak to the right folks about securing their apps. Well, with the final schedules of Black Hat and Defcon up, we have:
- Fear – Pretty much every talk
- Uncertainty – you betchya
- Doubt – doesn’t the security industry work on creating doubt? Yep.
- Solutions – 10 out 444 talks == 2% of all talks
We have to move past this. I am not asking for solutions to be even 50% of the talks, but dammit, it should be over 10% and it should be over 25%.
The CIOs and CTOs and mid-level junketeers in our industry (who go to these events to pick up chicks of negotiable affection*) and go: “WHOA! I’m so screwed! What do I need to do to protect my assets from all this badness?” And the snake oil sales puke from the large security ISV will go: “let me show you this bridge I have for sale over here…”
At Black Hat 3 of 5 potential security solution talks are the 20 minute turbo talks. How much can you learn in 20 minutes? Enough to be scared, or enough to learn a URL? In Defcon, there’s just one talk on using a tool as a shield around your crap. Of course that’ll work. Like anti-virus or IDS “works”. Not.
The CIOs and CTOs and high level business folks don’t want horror stories. They get that enough of that from the snake oils sales pukes. They want solutions that work. They want to know what to do right. These solutions should not cost the earth and should be effective. None of which they’ll learn about at these conferences. Will this stop them going to conferences? Of course not! It’s Vegas, baby!
The conferences will have to start being relevant or they’ll end up like being CES. CES started out small, grew immensely, changed to be vendor friendly, and no one came. They cancelled it. Now everyone goes to E3. They’ve changed the rules to be more industry friendly… and it’s only a matter of time before it, too, dies. “Our” industry conferences on the outside seem more popular than ever, but they are dead. I will not be submitting any more talks to them as they are irrelevant. They do not support solutions, only fear.
* And occasionally, chicks with dicks of negotiable affection. But what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, eh baby!
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