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Lose weight easy way, and line of the day

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Andrew van der Stock

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I’ve just lost 0.2kg in 15 mins. The secret? A hair cut and beard trim.

As I was walking back from the barber, a guy has approached me: “Hey, mate, I haven’t eaten for two days –”

I cut him off and said, “What remarkable self control! Who is your group leader?” and kept walking. He stared after me, quite confused, poor petal.

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One response to “Lose weight easy way, and line of the day”

June 16, 2004

Jacques “Calorie Amusement Park” Kosky

You could have lost a whole kilo if you had gone for the full body wax as well.
Sadly I don’t think that approach would work for me.
I had some guy ask me for money to buy a donut the other day. I told him that donuts have way too much sugar and carbs and that he should buy an apple instead.

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