Category: Life, the universe, and everything…

  • Movie plot threat contest

    Don’t let your government be the only one to come up with insane and stupid reasons why they want to curtail your freedoms.

    Bruce Schneier has just the idea:
    Movie Plot Idea Submission Thread

    Feel free to submit a story idea – you never know, you may be the next Swordfish or Firewall!

  • greebo.net blacklisted by various terrorist organizations

    I am pissed.

    My server has been blacklisted by various spam blacklist sites… because my nameserver (something I do not control) and my netblock is owned by someone the RBLs don’t like.

    I found out today that our hoster, Quantum Tech, is owned by a convicted spammer. But unless you rub shoulders in the dark and dingy vigilante world, it’s actually pretty hard to find out that Quantum Tech and the spammer are related. Global Web have been convicted and so they must have been forced to pay up, or else QT wouldn’t still be here. My view is that once justice has been handed out, life goes on. So like IBM and Microsoft, anti-trust convicts and other nefarious firms, once the punishment is handed out, people continue to buy from them even though their reputation has been sullied. Except that I had no idea that QT were dodgy. Saying that though, QT have provided us pretty good service for the price, and the performance of the server and network has been fine, unlike our previous hosters.

    The RBLs cannot act like some cowboy sheriff from the wild west and continue their jihad against their mortal enemies. The law has had its say. If further crimes are committed, then it’s still the law’s turn, not theirs.

    But that’s all an irrelevant red herring – my problem is not with Quantum Tech. It’s with the RBL vigilantes.

    The terrorists at Spamhaus and SPEWS are blocking my nameserver and my dedicated host’s netblock. This basically means that for ISPs – who like stupid sheep are using these services – password reset e-mails from our site do not work reliably due to the black listing. Despite the fact WE DO NOT and NEVER WILL SPAM. If the RBLs had proof that our IP or host spammed, then sure, I can understand that, but to be tarred with the feathers of someone we don’t control and don’t care to know anything about is just stupid. It’s like all the people in a state of a country being convicted of a crime because one or two people in that state actually did do that crime. Convicted by people who appointed themselves as judge, jury and executioner, with no appeals.

    I’ve had two communications so far, both dismissive of my complaint. It’s harder to get off an RBL than it is to get off a spammers mail list using the “Remove me” link. As these RBL folks act illegally, there’s no natural justice, ie no recourse to arbitration, and no mediation or dispute resolution services. Why would they? They impose their view upon the world, damn the rest. It’s creating a nuclear wasteland. More to the point, their actions are illegal.

    I did some research to see what laws they are breaking in Australia. The one that got my fancy is the CyberCrime Act 2001, which amends a bunch of criminal laws to make DoS and attacks illegal. It’s pretty comprehensive and balanced for the most part. I had a hand in getting a few changes in there whilst I was president of SAGE AU – we responded to the Senate enquiry to get system admins protected whilst they were doing their job as we remember what happened to Randal Schwartz and I personally wanted to make sure that the clauses previously protecting only Commonwealth computers was extended to all computers in Australia.

    The section which I draw your attention to is 476.2:

    476.2 Meaning of unauthorised access, modification or impairment
    (1) In this Part:

    (a) access to data held in a computer; or
    (b) modification of data held in a computer; or
    (c) the impairment of electronic communication to or from a
    computer
    ; or
    (d) the impairment of the reliability, security or operation of any
    data held on a computer disk, credit card or other device used
    to store data by electronic means;

    by a person is unauthorised if the person is not entitled to cause
    that access, modification or impairment.
    (2) Any such access, modification or impairment caused by the person
    is not unauthorised merely because he or she has an ulterior
    purpose for causing it.
    (3) For the purposes of an offence under this Part, a person causes any
    such unauthorised access, modification or impairment if the
    person’s conduct substantially contributes to it.

    Therefore, any unauthorized impairment, even for supposedly good purposes like spam prevention is illegal unless authorized. And for my system, you require my authorization, and I’m not going to give it. So effectively, SPEWS and Spamhaus are acting criminally if they block any Australian IP address or system controlled by Australians.

    But far, far worse than this is the sheer arrogance demonstrated by their faceless peons who are too cowardly to sign their own names to their e-mails.

    I asked reasonably firmly but politely that they remove their blocks:

    Hi there,

    You have placed my sites into an overreaching netblock, affecting aussieveedubbers.com, a site containing 4500 VW car nuts. None of the sites hosted on my dedicated server under my direct control are spam boxes. I detest spam, but you’re not helping … at all.

    Please carve out two IP addresses from this listing:

    69.31.39.108 – aussieveedubbers.com
    69.31.39.109 – greebo.net vanderstock.com codesqa.com

    Our nameservers will also need unblocking.

    ns1.wickedtechnology.net 69.31.33.67
    ns2.wickedtechnology.net 69.31.33.68

    If your aim is to reduce spam, you are not doing it by blocking my site as we don’t spam. All you are doing is making me very angry. For the last few months, I have been hand processing 10 or 15 password resets per day that would have otherwise been handled automatically. That’s right – your useless service is blocking 10 or 15 legitimate e-mails a day. Good work, fellas. That’ll really knock the spam problem on the head.

    If you do not fix this up within 24 hours, further action will be taken.

    Here’s their response:

    “We have placed?” How long have you been hosted on these IP addresses?

    This range was listed on Feb 05, 2004 – almost exactly TWO YEARS AGO.

    We’d suggest your talk to Mike Van Essen and his “Quantum Tech Pty Ltd”, the owner of these IP addresses, why he does not tell people, 1) that they are listed by us and others, and 2) why they are listed.

    One must have due diligence as to where one hosts.


    Regards,

    The Spamhaus Project

    Despite their arrogant imputation we are clueless noobs (“due diligence as to where one hosts”), we in fact checked out Webhostingtalk (there’s one link to “Quantum Tech” back in 2002), and read over the AUP and conditions carefully. The price was right for a dedicated host for our non-profit car forum.

    But it is completely unreasonable to think that we should perform a criminal background check against the ISP. Could you imagine every customer doing this to AOL, OptusNet, BlackBerry, or Verizon? Don’t make me laugh!

    But it still misses the point – I DO NOT SPAM. Therefore, Spamhaus and friends should get their hands out of their backsides and remove their black list. Spamhaus and friends are causing us financial loss as users can’t register on our site and they can’t recover their passwords if they forget them. Spamhaus and friends are performing criminal and illegal denial of service / impairment of our legitimate service to our Australian users provided by a legitimate site run by Australians.

    If this is not resolved soon, I will be reporting them to the police. I do not take such action lightly, but I have no choice. If you’re an admin, there’s no better time to ditch the awful RBLs and go with something that works. I will also do the ring around to my mates are various large ISPs and make sure they are not using these services. Nothing would make me happier than making Spews and Spamhaus powerless.

    If I were Spamhaus or Spews, I’d be looking seriously why their efforts have failed. I get a bucket load of spam every day, and so their approach has obviously failed miserably. As a someone who respects the scientific method, you need to evaluate your own methods and results so you can improve them over time. I personally believe that RBLs are ineffective and need to be scrapped. But most of all, they need to respect the rule of law and work with their country’s anti-spam and cybercrime laws. They are effective. RBLs are not – their days are over.

  • World of Warcraft: bigotry and interventions

    On bigotry

    As (more than) well documented elsewhere, Blizzard have some explaining to do. They selectively stamp out gay, bi, lesbian and transgender friendly activities and options (such as advertising GBLT friendly guilds or in game same gender marriage), but do not stamp out the hetero version of the same activity. Either ban both, or allow both. There is no half-pregnant.

    I think this story (found via Technorati) explains it best:
    In News Weekly

    Boing Boing is also running with it:
    Boing Boing

    WoW is littered with idiots using “gay” and “fag” as an offensive term, like “that’s so gay” or “you fag”. Yet these people are not warned or banned, as described in this post.

    Blizzard need to get their act together before someone uses their country’s anti-vilification laws to slap them upside the head and close down what seems to be a fairly popular game if some of my friends are any guide.

  • Upgrade to WordPress 2.0 complete

    We are now running in WP 2, and due to increasing levels of comment spam, I’ve removed the ability for guests to post comments.

    Cute kitten
    Cute kitten

    Those of you who blogged at Many Tubbies already have accounts and do not need to create a new account if you feel like leaving a comment. E-mail me if you’ve forgotten your password.

  • Cars that park over two spots…

    I don’t know what it is about Sluggardly Utility Vehicles and parking like you own the road, but within five minutes of each other, I spotted a white Territory covered in an advertising hoarding take up two spots next to the disabled spots at McDonald’s crowded carpark, and a Nissan Patrol taking two spots at the local shopping center. I took photos of both with my mobile. Maybe I’ll start a site for this: crapdrivers.com or something.

    Everyone has to park the car legally to get their license. I don’t know how or why these cranially challenged drivers thought they had the right to park in two spots, but it’s disgusting. I wrote to the company who had the hoarding on the car to complain. If I get a reply, I’ll post it here.

  • No succour for murderers

    This morning, Singapore, a supposedly civilized first world nation, murdered an Australian citizen, Nguyen Tuong Van. He had smuggled drugs, and for that he deserved a long sentence commensurate to his crime.

    But not murder at the hands of a state.

    From this day forth, I will not be supporting any barbaric regime which murders people. I will be changing my Optus mobile (owned by Singtel) to some other carrier. I will be avoiding US owned carriers for the same reason unless it is demonstrable that they are not state owned.

    If you are part of a Government who kills and you need or want my advice or me to work for you, until you morally grow up, you are denied access to advanced research and technology.

    If such regimes wish to be a part of the civilized world, they will act like it and abolish the death penalty.

  • Kansas – the laughing stock of the world

    From CNN:

    At the risk of re-igniting the same heated nationwide debate it sparked six years ago, the Kansas Board of Education approved new public school science standards Tuesday that cast doubt on the theory of evolution.

    Story here

    If the idiots on the Kansas Board of Education jump off a bridge, they would be affected by the “theory” of gravity, whether they believed in this “unproven” theory or not. The six “yes” votes on the board are first prize idiots who will directly harm their students forever – it’s hard to get a job in marine biology or in bio-industries if you don’t know about the basics of science in your field. I hope Kansas parents sue the pants off of the Board for rampant stupidity and harming their progeny’s chances of success in later life.

    For the real scoop, go here:
    http://www.talkorigins.org/

  • Best blog entry ever

    From Groklaw:

    I want Boies Schiller to know that Groklaw is open to any of their lawyers who wish to write articles for us, and if that isn’t possible now, contact me after you lose

    Love it.

  • Sick as a dog and procrastination

    I don’t know why but after being illl for a few days, I can’t get back into the swing of things.

    I went to work today for the first time since Tuesday last week, and that seemed to have helped. But I also P’d some time against the wall importing all the old Moveable Type blog entries here. MT was pissing me off – so many link spams. I’ve never had one here, so I moved all the posts from the two blogs here. It’s interesting to re-read some of my old posts.

    The book for A-W is definitely needed. Security Architecture is just so undefined – it’s a wide open field.

    OWASP Guide is also lagging – need to kick off the 2.0.2 edits and get that out the door. I’ve been playing around with InDesign to see if I can make a better looking export. The 2.0.1 print from Word is primitive.

  • Major structural changes to my web site

    After a long hiatus, I have decided to update my website. This includes new blogs.